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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

~ Laurence J Peter ~

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

~ Laurence J Peter ~

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